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Selasa, 07 Januari 2014

Solusi Test IQ Jepang


Ini solusi buat game TEST IQ Jepang (river game), yang belum pernah mainkan bisa coba kunjungi link ini dahulu ...

1. Polisi dan Penjahat Nyebrang Duluan
2. Polisi balik, Penjahat ditinggal
3. Polisi dan Putra ke-1 Nyebrang
4. Polisi dan Penjahat balik
5. Ayah dan Putra ke-2 Nyebrang
6. Ayah balik, 2 Putra ditinggal
7. Ayah dan Ibu Nyebrang
8. Ibu Balik, Ayah ditinggal bersama 2 putra
9. Polisi dan Penjahat Nyebrang
10. Ayah balik, disebrang ada Polisi, Penjahat, 2 Putra
11. Ayah dan Ibu Nyebrang
12. Ibu Balik, Disebrang ada Polisi, Ayah, Penjahat, 2 Putra
13. Ibu dan Putri ke-1 Nyebrang
14. Polisi dan Penjahat balik
15. Polisi dan Putri ke-2 Nyebrang
16. Polisi Balik Sendiri
17. Polisi dan Maling Nyebrang

Selesai sudah, jika menang maka akan muncul animasi angkat tangan

TEST IQ Jepang

Ini adalah TEST IQ yang asalnya dari Jepang, mau coba? berani coba? ya hitung2 uji kemampuan lah bagi yg mau ikut aptitude test...

Ceritanya begini :

"Alkisah ada Keluarga yang terdiri dari Ayah, Ibu, 2 Putra dan 2 Putri tersesat di Hutan Belantara, di hutan itu juga ada Polisi yang baru saja menangkap Penjahat...

Akhirnya keluarga itu ketemu juga jalan keluar dari hutan belantara itu, sayangnya harus menyeberangi Sungai yang cukup dalam, Secara tidak sengaja Keluarga itu bertemu dengan Polisi dan Penjahat pada saat mau nyebrangin sungai...

Kebetulan di pinggir sungai hanya ada satu perahu..."

Nah coba pikirkan bagaimana menyeberangkan keluarga, polisi dan penjahat ???

Ada ketentuannya :
1. Yang bisa mengemudikan perahu cuma Ayah, Ibu dan Polisi
2. Satu Perahu cuma muat 2(dua) Orang
3. Ayah tidak boleh ditinggal bersama Putrinya, karena putrinya akan dipukul oleh Ayah
4. Ibu tidak boleh ditinggal bersama Putranya, karena nantinya putranya aka dipukul oleh Ibu
5. Namun demikian, apabila ada Ayah dan Ibu, maka Putra dan Putri aman
6. Penjahat tidak boleh ditinggal oleh Polisi, karena bisa memukul

 siapa saja
7. Tiap orang mesti bisa nyebrang semua, ga boleh ada yg ditinggalin...



Yang udah ga sabar pengen coba mecahin test IQ ini bisa coba gamenya :



Anda nyerah????
Oke saya sudah punya solusinya.
Klik DISINI untuk Solusi

Selasa, 05 Juni 2012

I Love The Way You Lie 'chipmunk'

I Love The Way You Lie- Rihanna ft. eminem chipmunk
          

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear
me cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you lie
I Love the way you lie


I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now
there's a steel knife in my windpipe
I can't breathe but I still fight all I can fight

As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
High off on love, drunk from my hate
It's like I'm huffin' paint and I love it
The more I suffer, I suffocate
Right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates
Me, she fuckin' hates me, and I love it, Wait!
Where you going? I'm leaving you.
No you ain't. Come back. We're running right back

Here we go again, it's so insane
Cuz when it's going good, it's going greatI'm Superman with the wind in his back
She's lois lane when and it's bad, it's awful
I feel so ashamed, I snap "Who's that dude?"
I don't even know his name
I laid hands on him, I never stood so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me
cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much,

you could barely breathe when you with 'em?
You meet, and neither
one of you even know it hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah them chills used to get 'em
Now you gettin' fuckin' sick of
lookin' at 'em
You swore you'd never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face spewing venom in your words when you spit 'em
You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments when you're with 'em

It's the fate that took over, it controls you both
So they say, you'd best to go your




separate waysGuess that they don't know ya cuz today,
That was yesterday, yesterday is over and it's a different day
Sound like broken records playing over
But you promised her, next time you'd show restraint
You don't get another chance

Life is no nintendo game, but you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it "window pane"

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright because
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean
And we fall back into the same patterns, same team
But your temper's just as bad as mine is
You're the same as me

When it comes to love you're just as blinded

Baby please come back, it wasn't you. Baby it was me.
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when
a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much, to walk away though
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the drywall

Next time? There won't be no next time
I apologize, even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games, I just want her back. I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fuckin' leave again,
Ima tie her to the bed and set this house on fire
Just gonna

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright because
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Senin, 04 Juni 2012

Puisi Judulnya 'Kentut'

Kentut..

Dia tak berwujud, tak bernyawa
Tapi baunya terasa.....

Dia tak berbahaya tapi dijauhi

Dia ramah tapi tak didekati

Kalo bunyinya keras artinya jujur, tak bersuara artinya pemalu.....

Keluar sekaligus artinya berjiwa besar,
Setengah-setengah artinya hemat.....

Oohh, Kentut....

Orang Inggris kentut bilang : "excuse me".....

Orang Amrick kentut bilang : "pardon me".....

Orang Indonesia bilang : "not me, not me...!"

Kentut itu seru...!

Asyiknya dikumpulin, ditahan,
Lalu ledakkan keras-keras ditengah-tengah kelas...
Agar teman2 pada ketawa
ato malah jadi gila.....

Kentut,

Seperti persahabatan.....

Hangatnya terasa...

Begitu tercium, semua orang tahu ada "dia"...
Yang selalu menemani hidup kita..

Kentut...

Nggak kentut berarti nggak sehat...

Banyak kentut, berarti dahsyat.....

Kentut.....

Hati2lah melepaskannya.....

Bertubi-tubi tandanya abis makan ubi.....

Berair tandanya menceret.....

Kentut ,

Nggak ada loe ga rame...
Ada loe malah keramean...

Disegani, dikucilkan, tapi ngangenin.....

Jadi.....
We love "YOU"..... always and forever....

On The Floor by Chipmunks (HQ)

By Alvin and The Chipmunks!

Party Rock Anthem (LMFAO) 'SpongeBob'

Watch !!!!!!! :D

Boom Boom Pow 'Spongebob vs Black eyed Peas'

cekidooooot ..

Baby 'SpongeBob'

so funny :D
patrick ★ as ludacris #the best :D syalalalala